never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
drawing in class is such a religious experience
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door
just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you
This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THAT EMU
I love how the other one is like “oh not again, Steve, come on. Let’s be rational. No, Steve, no— sigh there he goes.”